I recently applied for a PR job -- in Norfolk, Va., which makes Cincinnati look like Rome -- that asked me to supply "a current walk-on-water packet." I cried a little and did as directed.
When I was younger and more aimless I did one of these vanity project ghostwriting gigs, but in exchange for writing and editing his utterly mundane reminiscence I was actually paid $20 an hour. Even then I had to stop after a month because it was just too depressing to spend my days knee deep in so much drek and delusion. I did get to spend a few afternoons "researching" 40-year-old issues of the Saturday Evening Post at Columbia. That was kinda cool.
A nobody whose sole claim to fame is that 26 years ago he lived with Obama but the book he is writing isn't a tell-all? Wow, what savvy publisher wouldn't snap that up for a six-figure advance!
@TheBusinessGuy: Come on, be fair. He says right in the ad that he has a "highly visible career", so I'm guessing: school crossing guard at P.S. 6, person waving in Rock Center during "Today" show, or Jay McInerney.
Hey, I work at Five Guys here in D.C. and Obama comes in three times a week.
Here's what he orders:
A single patty cheeseburger
fried onions
lettuce
tomato
pickles
barbeque sauce
In my memoir the sandwich has a late night conversation with the president where it helps him solve national issues, offering sage advice on foreign policy, and discussing the detriments of high cholesterol and closing Guantanamo. The president will think it was all indigestion, but the world will know "Cowpatty" was the most influential slab of processed dead meat the president ever conversed with.
@Lysergic Asset: Anyone fitting most of the requirements has better (and/or paid) things to do with their time. Starting with writing their own book to complete the graduate program.
@Lysergic Asset: Donde estas?
I was one too(OAX y GTO), until circumstances dragged me back to the states. I'll "retire" to Mex a couple of more times before 65.
@La Mareada: A teeny, seriously Mexican pueblo about an hour and a half north of Puerto Vallarta. Living with a boyfriend, broke off my ass but having a great time. Been here six years, not eager to return stateside: between the economy and the conflagration of right-wing morons, it scares me.
I liked living in El Paso because it was such an easy stroll to Juarez. Ah, Waa-zoo, which is, I see in the news today, the most homicidal city on earth. I think that includes Baghdad and maybe even Detroit.
There is speculation La Republica may become a failed state, and all because of the rush to provide sauce for the nostrils of high school dropouts like Lins.
@Tremonius: The glory of living in a very high-profile tourist area is that the drug war hasn't come calling here... and of course, I hope it never does. Legalization would solve everything (I'm simplifying things profoundly, I know) but it would also render many influential people to get rich while others die tryin'.
@Tremonius: I heard about that, but I think there is much less shooting in Puerto Vallarta... although tourists get murdered now and again, too, though usually in robberies.
@Lysergic Asset: "And the right-valiant Banquo walk'd too late;
Whom, you may say, if't please you, Fleance kill'd,
For Fleance fled:
men must not walk too late"
You wanna save Sports Illustrated? GET RID OF TERRY MCDONNELL. The guy sat at Esquire watching circulation fall through the floor, his only real talent being to spend ungodly sums of money on basically nothing and for that he ends up being promoted to SI? I swear to god, the best way to save every magazine out there? Bag the over-paid, over-spending captian of the ship and keep everyone else's jobs.
Tossing McDonnell is perhaps the best example of how this would save the industry.
@manchops: Terry actually "sat at Esquire" doing just the opposite: publishing dozens of literary icons, many of whom are now in the canon thanks in part to Terry's faith in them. Talese, Mailer, McInerney, Salinger, Hunter S. Thompson, Joan Didion, Cormac McCarthy...are you kidding me?
Under Terry's editorship, Esquire was an ASME finalist SEVEN times. Just try comparing Esquire's (well-documented recently by DiGiacomo in VF) pathetic fiction to the work Terry accomplished back then.
@Immaculate:
1) Jann promoted Terry because he earned that ME position.
2) "Personal habits"? You're actually chastising someone who worked at Rolling Stone under Wenner in the early 80s for having fun?
3) Jann and Terry, to this day, are close friends. If Terry stole anything from Jann, it was a series of classic Hunter S. Thompson anecdotes due to the fact that HST adored Terry and wasn't so fond of Jann.
4) Nick writes his own novels. Terry is (and will proudly admit it) an editor, not a writer. And an effing legendary one, who works seven days a week, has completely revived si.com (who do you think oversaw the CNN partnership?), and most importantly, a gentleman.
Jealousy doesn't justify idiotic, ignorant bashing of someone you clearly know nothing about.
11/25/09
I didn't get the job.
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Here's what he orders:
A single patty cheeseburger
fried onions
lettuce
tomato
pickles
barbeque sauce
In my memoir the sandwich has a late night conversation with the president where it helps him solve national issues, offering sage advice on foreign policy, and discussing the detriments of high cholesterol and closing Guantanamo. The president will think it was all indigestion, but the world will know "Cowpatty" was the most influential slab of processed dead meat the president ever conversed with.
I’m planning to ask for movie rights.
11/21/09
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#tips
11/21/09
(Perdoname, no puedo escritar los diacriaticos ahorita)
11/21/09
#tips
11/22/09
I was one too(OAX y GTO), until circumstances dragged me back to the states. I'll "retire" to Mex a couple of more times before 65.
11/22/09
#tips
11/22/09
I liked living in El Paso because it was such an easy stroll to Juarez. Ah, Waa-zoo, which is, I see in the news today, the most homicidal city on earth. I think that includes Baghdad and maybe even Detroit.
There is speculation La Republica may become a failed state, and all because of the rush to provide sauce for the nostrils of high school dropouts like Lins.
#tips
11/22/09
#tips
11/22/09
[www.latimes.com]
#tips
11/22/09
#tips
11/22/09
Whom, you may say, if't please you, Fleance kill'd,
For Fleance fled:
men must not walk too late"
#tips
11/21/09
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Extra credit or something?
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[gawker.com]
11/19/09
Tossing McDonnell is perhaps the best example of how this would save the industry.
11/19/09
Under Terry's editorship, Esquire was an ASME finalist SEVEN times. Just try comparing Esquire's (well-documented recently by DiGiacomo in VF) pathetic fiction to the work Terry accomplished back then.
@Immaculate:
1) Jann promoted Terry because he earned that ME position.
2) "Personal habits"? You're actually chastising someone who worked at Rolling Stone under Wenner in the early 80s for having fun?
3) Jann and Terry, to this day, are close friends. If Terry stole anything from Jann, it was a series of classic Hunter S. Thompson anecdotes due to the fact that HST adored Terry and wasn't so fond of Jann.
4) Nick writes his own novels. Terry is (and will proudly admit it) an editor, not a writer. And an effing legendary one, who works seven days a week, has completely revived si.com (who do you think oversaw the CNN partnership?), and most importantly, a gentleman.
Jealousy doesn't justify idiotic, ignorant bashing of someone you clearly know nothing about.