Ken Layne commented on Paris Hilton's Breakup Confirmed By Excited AP

"Jesus christ, it looks like the X-Files monster Flukeman's retarded tattooed midget child is attacking that tanned socialite's neck."

Ken Layne commented on A 2009 Internet Media Plan

"Good lord, Nick, your abandoned blog has become a nuevo Gawker site, about the Depression. I am sorry to hear about Valleywag and Consumerist joining the Dead Pool of other killed Gawker sites, mostly edited by me, and I hope these good writers quickly secure new incomes. Ugh."

Ken Layne commented on CNN Knows The Hologram Sucked, Says Fox

"I blame it on CNN Institutional Racism, because why not?"

Ken Layne commented on RadarOnline To Be National Enquirer-ed

"Yeah, jesus christ, better to be eating out of dumpsters than working for this cretin."

Ken Layne commented on Poor Sad Drudge No Longer King of Information Age

"Oh, Matt Drudge has a good page of headlines/links and it is fun to look at, although I don't look at it very much these days. I don't even know if the right wing reads Drudge Report every day."

Ken Layne commented on Guns Drawn In AP Civil War

"AP used to do two things very well: Supply foreign news for the A sections and state/local bureaus to cover all sorts of shit for regional papers: legislative, farm, industry, etc. It no longer does much of either, and there are many better alternatives for foreign news and international biz (Reuters, Bloomberg)."

Ken Layne commented on Did McCain Snub Obama's Handshake?

"Oh, now all the sudden some fourth-generation rich military dude is supposed to be respectful to NEGROES?"

Ken Layne commented on The Gawker Guide To A Journalism Career

"If the standard half-wit would-be journalist even knew about Gawker, or blogs, or the Internet -- these are people, who at age 22, are fond of saying crap like, "I'm a dead-tree media guy" -- this would be a wonderful introduction to their sad new career. Hamilton Nolan, you are like the new [name of some famous journalism professor]!"

Ken Layne commented on On The Internet, Everyone Knows You Want to Kill Them

"From your hilarious inbox: "This is worse than watergate." What did that even mean?"

Ken Layne commented on Who Hired This Private Eye To Investigate Me?

"This is what you get for hitting on my mom, motherfucker."